misanclrist:

when someone yells at youimage

19 April 2014 ♥ 126,074 notes    Reblog    
reblogged from fatpeoplemakemehappy    source: dumbgay
❝ 41) On a holiday, make sure that you’re extra nice to the people you encounter at any customer service location. We’re not spending that day with our families so that you can. When I’m trying to be as perky as I can at 9 am on Easter Sunday, I’d appreciate a little patience from you. And a tip. ❞

— (via yourbaristahatesyou)

18 April 2014 ♥ 55 notes    Reblog    
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ourglassfigures:

Best Friend Appreciation Post

And most of these pictures are from junior high/high school, because this gal has been my rock for the past 13+ years and she is my family, my soul mate, my other&better half, and so much more. I can’t even begin to describe how important she is to me and the lengths to which I will go to protect her and our friendship. 

Sometimes I get super strong feels about how big of an impact our friendship had on us growing up. It was the glue that kept me together during my ~troubled youth~ and sometimes I wish I could go back and hold both of our leedle faces and just kiss ‘em and tell us that we were okay and we were beautiful and valid and worth so so much. Luckily, our bond kept us going until we grew a bit older and a lot wiser and now we’re an unstoppable force of unforgivably self-loving, bitterly ambitious, socially conscious, positively mentally-ill-and-dealin’-wit-it fat queer babes with a taste for vengeance. 

Pretty sure everyone who knows us personally knows just how serious we are about our girl power, but just in case my tumblr followers weren’t aware….

Feast your eyes on perfection

You just made me cry♥ I love you so much, sunshine.

10000steps:

thedapper-dyke:

Good techniques when having a panic attack…

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but it always helps

18 April 2014 ♥ 53,782 notes    Reblog    
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jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

18 April 2014 ♥ 110,927 notes    Reblog    
reblogged from gruesomekibblezz    source: dutchster

uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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reblogged from gruesomekibblezz    source: meladoodle

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

Where does your state fit in?

Also you maybe wondering what a couple of these are, and I’m happy to say I have posts/wiki articles on them that will clear that out for you.

BLACK EYED CHILDREN

ENFIELD HORROR

JERSEY DEVIL

BUNNY MAN

GOAT MAN

MOTH MAN

WENDIGO

SKIN WALKER RANCH

FLATHEAD LAKE MONSTER

WEEPING WOMAN

CARDIFF GIANT

SEATTLE SEA MONSTER

POOP MONSTER

NIGHT MARCHERS

OKLAHOMA OCTOPUS

CARROT TOP ALIENS

MELON HEADS

Added some more links to the above monsters/ghosts! Google is your best friend if you want to find out more!